Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Still looking for participants for fancy art project!

We have a few contributions to the 13th Dimension Box Project so far, but we need a couple more to complete the first edition and get that sucker in the mail. I posted a blog note a few months ago (just look a few entries down in this list) that contains all the fancy details. If you have any questions about the project, send me a note and I'll spill all!!!

It's shaping up to be a very exciting project so far. The contributions have included conceptual art photography, collage prints, music, and zines! Don't get left out of the fun!!!

---Rick

Four Poems published in the 2010 Salmon Creek Journal

These four poems were recently published in the 2010 edition of the Salmon Creek Journal, which is a reality-based, paper magazine, and very cool, BUT the editors, in order to fit more material into the book, didn't keep my stanza structures or line breaks, so some of the poems read a bit wonky in there. Here are the poems in their original, poet-approved forms!

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"Crow"
Richard F. Yates
5 Jan. 2009

A crow
standing on the back
of a little pick-up truck
staring right at me
through the windshield of my car
is barking about something

I hear the noise
but can't catch
the meaning

The rationalist in me
assumes it's squawking for food

The weirdo in me
believes it's a mystical moment

That the bird
is trying to impart
some vital information
a warning
or a message from some loved one
channeling through this creature
from beyond the grave

But I don't understand
and sit here watching
tilting my head like a confused puppy
and making notes in my little book

until the bird gets frustrated
and hops away

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"Lighthouses"
Richard F. Yates
5 Nov. 2006

Are there any lighthouses
that are not haunted?

I would hope not

Think about what a lighthouse is for:
keeping boats from losing their way
in dangerous waters
and sailors from socializing
with the fish

I like to think that lighthouse keepers
in charge of the safety
of who knows how many sea travelers
would be a dedicated lot
unable to let a simple thing like death
get in the way of performing
their solemn duty

A dark night
waves wrestling with a wooden fishing boat
assassin rocks just under the surface of the water
like trolls waiting under a bridge
anticipating the crunch and crackle
of their stone teeth cutting through hull

And only that thin beam
the shining eye of the lighthouse lamp
keeping our desperate sailors on course

I would image that all lighthouses are haunted

Especially those
where the light has gone out

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"I Have Stories"
Richard F. Yates
9 Dec. 2008

I have stories
that I've told
to no one
Written them in little books
closed the covers
and hidden them in a box
A treasure chest
waiting for an adventurer
to come find it
here
in this cave
And I'm the dragon
guarding my horde
secretly wishing to be slain

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"The Face of the Moon"
Richard F. Yates
1 Nov. 2007

Evenings I stroll the lake
a man-made affair
called Fowler's Slough
a hundred years agao
now known as Lake Sacajawea

Cool air from the approaching night
mingles with the warmer water
of the fake-lake
invoking water spirits
dancing wisps of steam
that catch the light of the awakening moon
and shimmy with the subtle breeze

Upward she climbs as I stroll
The glowing false light
sometimes disguised as a rabbit
or playing transvestite
and smiling down a masculine grin

Her face is huge
a pale yellow-blue
moving closer to me
much brighter
much larger than ever before

Too bright
too large

A phrase creeps into my mind:
Orbital Decay

How few evening strolls are left to us
before the headlines read
THE END
before her beautiful face is all we can see
before her body embraces the earth
and we
the forgotten children
are swallowed once again
by the deep waters
above

Poem - "Meanwhile, In the Alley..."

"Meanwhile, In the Alley..."
Richard F. Yates
25 Mar. 2008

Shadowy figures plot our hero's destruction!
We know their plans
We were eavesdropping
Just outside the panel

"Meanwhile, in the alley..."
reads the caption

"Oh ho!" we think
watching every sneering crook
Hate radiating from the mastermind
obsessed with murder

We suck in every detail
of this sinister plan
through our clenched teeth

The trap is ingenious
We wince
The hero's in trouble
For real this time

It's diabolical
Foolproof!

If only we could send a message
Leave some clue
to undoing this horrific scheme

It could be the end
The villains triumphant
Truth and right and justice
finally done in

Read the panel again
There must be a flaw
Some way for our hero to survive
If only we can find it

(First published whenever we did the Butterscotch Stomach Cramp Zine - early 2010, I believe)

Poem - "If You Laugh at the Wrong Moments"

“If You Laugh at the Wrong Moments”
Richard F. Yates
6 April 2010

If you laugh at the wrong moments
people get angry

That’s always fun

John Lydon said:
“Anger is an energy”
I wonder what kinda voltage
you can get from that

Here cum da boss
She say sleep now

I say:
“Dammit woman!
I’m tryn’a work here!”

She say:
“Dat’s funny”
and we laugh
and make WOO-PEE!!

(First published 7 April 2010 @ Fear the Bunnyheadsquad Blog)